(Source: prettypthings, via headphonist)

tags: #food porn #gummies #cries

baturday:

Batman shows the boys his own set of bagpipes.

(Source: the-epimethean-boy, via nova-bright)

tags: #no #batman #dc #comics

hotpielookedlikehotpie:

just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit　

(via powergirl)

tags: #ye

(Source: divineofficial, via nova-bright)

tags: #divine

i think pedestrians should have the right 2 bust up a car if the drivers a shithawk

ive definitely made eye contact with a driver and still had them almost run my ass down

that shit dont fly w/ me homie

tags: #shit just got real #u do realise i am made of flesh and not rare comic book metals rite

(Source: invisicanada, via judgesdeepyl)

tags: #hi satan

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

(via sollox)

tags: #das rite #wayne brady #whose line is it anyway #tv

ogremom:

when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators literally staring in confusion at this subaru ripping ass through their whole entire lives

(via judgesdeepyl)

tags: #help #im actualuy chokinj #help me u fuckers #lmaooooo #pls #im 5 yrs old

nova-bright replied to your post: whats fymps? Dude I didn’t even know about this blog!!! And it’s everything I lovvvvvve

UuU go forth and frolic in fields of monsters my childe

tags: #shit just got real

oh dang idt i ever posted about this but i co-run fuck yeah monster people!!!

tags: #asklandia #should add dat somewhere